He's not sleeping anytime soon.

So, the other night Dave gave me the idea of dipping Fareway's awesome honey-wheat pretzels into almond bark. And this evening, I did.
Leaving them to dry on the counter, I started to go about the business of putting the small ones to bed. After he prevented B from falling and staying asleep, I finally got J leave us alone for a bit. Soon I realized he was being very quiet. B now being asleep, the apartment was almost silent....except for the barely audible sound of crunching. I went into the kitchen  just as J stood on his tiptoes and placed the last little bit of pretzel on the counter, and told me, "All gone."